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Joke of the Day
"The craziest shit happened today. Then I just wiped it away and got on with my day."
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"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"
"You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work."
"Two Police officers. Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."""
"boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen"
"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."
"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""
"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"
"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"
"I hate looking in the mirror. Whenever I do, there is always some asshole blocking my way."