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Joke of the Day

"My doctor just told me I have Alzheimers... The only thing I can do now is figure out why I'm at this hospital"

"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vacuum cleaner? They both suck, but the vacuum has a handle on it."

"What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator? An alligator."

"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"

"A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says "" I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"How do you pick up a feminist? Like a bowling ball."

"Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don't"

"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"

"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"