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Joke of the Day

"What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him? Shoots him 8 times in the black."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"

"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"

"What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole."

"When I get depressed about an underperforming tweet, I think about starving kids in Africa & how lucky they are to never experience my pain."

"I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said... 9/02/10! This joke is only funny today, once in a lifetime joke! Spread the love"

"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"[meets a cute girl from Scotland] ""Ummm hi your people make fantastic tape"""

"I wish my garden was emo... Why? So it will cut itself."