135355
Joke of the Day
"How do boats apologise? S**oar**ry!"
Next Joke
"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."
"Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler."
"It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?"
"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""
"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."
"Computers and taxis are surprisingly similar. They both crash when the drivers stop working."
"What's the worst thing about one-liners in /r/jokes?"
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 ... ... ... a ""10,"" but imaginary"
"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"