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"What's the worst thing about one-liners in /r/jokes?"
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"What's the hardest thing that every snowboarder has to do in his life? Tell his mom and dad that he's gay."
"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."
"[first date] -so how do you feel about octopus? Her: I like em -Whew! [lets other six arms fall out of shirt]"
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."
"Black people always name their kids things they can't afford La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill"
"These gay jokes have got to stop Cum on guys"
"I am 38, last night i was out with my 19 y.o. girlfriend and someone yelled ""paedophile!"" ... It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they! Edit: ermagerd front page!"
"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."