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Joke of the Day
"*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP"
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"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"
"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."
"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"
"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"
"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"
"Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar... ""Heaters,"" the bartender cries in frustration, ""I told him to send me heaters!"""
"Didja hear an LGBT singer just came out with a cover of that Santana Grammy-winner from a few years back? It's called ""Brooth"""
"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"
"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"