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Joke of the Day
"*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP"
Next Joke
"I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt."
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"
"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
"*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*"
"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"
"In honor of National Limerick day (U.S.) There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"
"What do you call a woman on her period? A bloody cunt."