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Joke of the Day

"If a bluebird has blue babies and a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies? A swallow"

"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""

"After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... ""As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."""

"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."

"[holding my aunts stupid idiot baby] what sound does a cow make ""moo!"" good now a dog ""woof woof!"" 2 for 2. now...WHERES THAT MISSING PLANE"

"What's an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, just down under."

"What's better than a laxative? Reddit."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't"

"What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food? There goes my gyroooo"

"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."