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Joke of the Day
"How do mermaids have sex? They mermate"
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"I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory"
"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."
"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"
"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."
"Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats."
"What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!"
"One time I knocked my hot curling iron off the sink & caught it in my open palm because I have the catlike reflexes of a dim-witted ninja."
"My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?"
"How is a computer like an air conditioner? They both stop working properly when you open windows."