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Joke of the Day

"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"

"I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack."

"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."

"There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."

"My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator where I couldn't reach them. And leave chemicals under the sink."

"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"I have an inferiority complex..... It's not a very good one, though."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

"""Five year plan?"" [shuffles papers] ...written down here somewhere ... Ahh, here it is, lemme clean the cheese off this Mcmuffin wrapper"