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Joke of the Day
"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
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"Did you hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet snake left his girlfriend because she went low-carb? His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."
"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."
"Today is world piles day Get yourself checked. If you don't have piles, celebrate for being a ""perfect asshole"" If you do have piles, still celebrate, for being a ""pain in the ass"""
"Wife Wanted! A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing: [""You can have mine.""](/spoiler)"
"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."
"I thought she said ""tantrum sex"" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman."
"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."
"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."
"A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre ,She says ""double or single"" he says ""Double"" she says ""OK yours is a big one """