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Joke of the Day
"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
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"A pirate walls into a bar And he has a ships wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's with the ships wheel on your belt buckle?"" The pirate responds ""Aaarr! It's drivin me nuts!"""
"Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like-a Peach!"
"I want to go see the new Purge movie... But I have to binge on the first two..."
"What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*"
"Crows are like if a witch decided ""I'm a bird now, too"""
"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."
"Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin."