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Joke of the Day
"What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!"
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"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"My attempt to write from a woman's perspective: ""She carried her boobs to the station. 'They're staring at my boobs,' she thought boobily."""
"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."
"[Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin"
"How did Feminism start? With an unlocked kitchen door"
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."
"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."
"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"