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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot."
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"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."
"How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. ...Marry her."
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."
"A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays? Germany."
"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."
"If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents."
"I just saw a poster that said ""have you seen this man?"" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them ""No."""
"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."
"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"