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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder"
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"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."
"Special Hand Job on Olympic Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better..."
"What sound does an octopus make? A squid word."
"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"
"Some 1-oz liquor glasses were let go from a local pub recently. Shots fired"
"A frenchman walks into a library And asks the Librarian if he can checkout a book about War. The Librarian responds, ""No, you'll lose it."""
"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."
"Doctor doctor I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch."
"What do tasty weiner's and attractive bitches have in common? They are both hot dogs."