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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Korean captains wear hats? Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes."
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"What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will"
"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun"
"Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot."
"[dentist's full hand and wrist in my mouth, also his keys?] so u visited Spain u said? tell me. tell me every goddamn detail about Spain"
"Afroman was going to vote. But then he got high.."
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."
"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"
"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."