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Joke of the Day

"I was on a date and my credit card got declined. Her credit card got declined too. Then I knew I was in love."

"On a scale of 10 to 10, how good am I at giving you a choice?"

"What do Trump supporters and Flat Earthers have in common? They both hate globalists."

"Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident? This guy!!!"

"If I had known ""cuties"" were little oranges when my wife asked me to ""bring a few home,"" I could have avoided these awkward introductions."

"hey, whats the definition of a will? come on guys, its a dead giveaway"

"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"The only way I can appreciate a beautiful view is by taking a picture of it with my phone & looking at it on the screen."

"I should do my own TV series........... Man vs Drink"

"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"