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Joke of the Day
"A gay guy just called me an asshole... Does that mean he likes me?"
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"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"
"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"
"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."
"When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go."
"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."
"Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them."
"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"
"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."
"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"