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Joke of the Day
"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"
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"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"
"Useful information: don't turn around if a woman throws a shoe at your back. Because more than likely the other one is in mid flight."
"Everyone's talking about how the story with Ahmed and the clock has really blown up... ... but isn't the whole point of the story that the clock never blew up?"
"Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? But they'll gladly take any tips."
"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"
"Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say ""I love you,"" she's talking to our dog."
"Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12."
"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"
"A lawyer walks into a bar... He passes."