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Joke of the Day
"What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke? Karma. (Please forgive me)"
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"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."
"How do you disappoint a redditor? <removed>"
"My friend David lost his ID the other day... Now we just call him Dav."
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"I wonder if God ever looks down at the waste I've made of my life and thinks to himself, ""He should have been an opossum."""
"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"
"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"
"I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture."
"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"