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Joke of the Day
"What's a 6.9? Another great thing ruined by a period"
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"bloke in the pub The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called ""stand and deliver"". I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant"
"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."
"Willie: ""I have an awful toothache."" Tommie: ""I'd have it taken out if it was mine."" Willie: ""Yes if it was yours I would too."""
"Why is Jesus terrible at hockey? He keeps getting pinned to the boards."
"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."
"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."
"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"
"Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day."