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Joke of the Day
"My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film."
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"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."
"Dear diary, My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him. Apparently Meth wasn't what he expected. Dating is bull shit"
"Don't follow Rockin Robin on twitter Apparently all he does is tweet tweet tweet"
"In the future, Martian singers will have to drop their albums 62% earlier in order to account for reduced gravity on Mars."
"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"
"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."
"The other day I went to the doctor and he told me I may be schizophrenic And I said, ""Hey Doc, you must be talking to the wrong guy!"""
"What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? A republican's neck tie."
"What do you call a Redneck Baker? Inbread"