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Joke of the Day
"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."
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"What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop? The second hand shop."
"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"What do you call a mexican hitchhiker? El Paso"
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""
"What do you call a mad lunch? Hater-tots"
"I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it I guess the Link was dead"
"My wife and I are screaming at each other from different toilets while our sons shoot each other with bb guns"
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... ...but it's also terrible."