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Joke of the Day

"French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army."

"*Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?"

"Don't make fun of a retarded dwarf it's not big and it's not clever"

"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"

"Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11"

"*gets pulled over* Do you know how fast you were going? *pulls string* *inflates emergency mustache* Oh sorry officer. You're free to go."

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border? To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds."