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Joke of the Day
"4-year-old: Can we go get ice cream? Me: It's freezing outside. 4: I know. It won't melt."
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"I never want to have a threesome, If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry."
"Exercise, the poor man's plastic surgery."
"http://reddit.com/r/MensRights/"
"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day Even the cake was in tiers."
"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."
"What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine? An Alcatholic."
"""just get thru the 1st day without them finding out youre an elephant"" IT dude: ""ok here's your new mouse"" [just fkn destroys the place]"
"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"