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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled ""Tyrannosaurus"" incorrectly."

"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"

"Parent: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture."

"What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day."

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"

"I like my beers like I like my lumber; 2 by 4:00"

"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."

"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""

"I saved $38 by moving the fish tank in front of the TV during ""Ellen"" and telling my kids it was Finding Dory."