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Joke of the Day
"What do you call lesbian eskimos? Klondykes"
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"People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes."
"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."
"When a clock is hungry... ...it goes back four seconds."
"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated Me: I was in no condition to walk"
"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"
"Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live,. So I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved."
"I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket."
"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"
"What's Natalie Portman's favorite element? Thorium."