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Joke of the Day

"What do you call lesbian eskimos? Klondykes"

"Me: [to cat] HEY! GET YOUR PAW OUTTA THAT FISH TANK, MISTER. Fish: [holding the cat's paw] Ignore himhe'll never understand love."

"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."

"What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig."

"What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership"

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns--maybe one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."

"The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer."

"What's the difference between a dirty Greyhound station and a lobster with big breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."