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Joke of the Day

"Working for sanitation truly is a thankless job Not only do you have to take your boss's shit, you have to deal with everyones"

"Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?"

"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."

"Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning."

"The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means."

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"

"How do you catch a fish with peas? Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him."

"Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless"

"Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, ""1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?"" and ""2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"""

"If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?"