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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Chinese guy who moved to America and turned white? He was really disoriented."

"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."

"A woman was doing a great job driving..."

"What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element? Radioactive elements last longer."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."

"Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section."

"Sometimes I wake up crabby. Sometimes I let her sleep in."

"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."

"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."