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Joke of the Day
"What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**"
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"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."
"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""
"A woman was battered over breakfast ...it was waffle :("
"I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I'm afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there."
"When Jerry Seinfeld dies... I really hope his tombstone says: *Jerry Seinfeld 1954 yadda yadda yadda 20XX*"
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey But then I turned myself around"
"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"
"[Best man speech] I HAVE DEFEATED THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WEDDING PARTY TO EMERGE AS THE BEST, THE MICROPHONE SHALL BE MINE FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."