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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jackass in the mafia? A donkey."
Next Joke
"I gave my car some heroine and now it's a plane. Too bad it will eventually crash."
"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
"What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors."
"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."
"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"
"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."
"Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning? You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"
"What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? Riblings"