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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."

"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."

"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."

"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."

"I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport, but he didn't see me. *(True story, courtesy of Dad)*"

"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."

"Jewish having a hard time concentrating Go join a concentration camp"

"The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it."

"If I had a dollar for every gender.... I'd have two dollars."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""