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Joke of the Day

"My wife has an odd way of starting conversations. She always begin by saying ""Hey, are you even listening?"""

"The FDA is banning trans fats because they're bad for you... but OJ has actually killed people!"

"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."

"The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned."

"What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar."

"What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams."

"I'd try to commit suicide, But I'd probably fail like the rest of my life."

"What do you call a stereotypical flan? A quiche"