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Joke of the Day
"At what age do you tell your kids that the UN isn't real"
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"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."
"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"
"Why is a baby so hard to blend? Because one hand is used to masturbate and the other hand is used to hold the video camera."
"Here's a quick joke for all you telepathic people out there."
"What's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
"Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo."
"*early humans discovering sleepiness* noooo!! what is this, im shutting down? dying??? *waking up later* wow, i love that. gonna do it a lot"
"What did Hitler say to the Chinese food delivery guy that stole his Chinese food? MEIN LOMEIN!"
"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"