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Joke of the Day

"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."

"*Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*"

"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"

"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one."

"I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time. I think his name was Dick Tracey"

"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."

"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"

"Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe."

"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"