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Joke of the Day
"Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh."
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"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"
"Did you hear about... ...the optometrist who fell in his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."
"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."
"Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh."
"Have you heard of the beer Jesus made? Its called Hebrew."
"Fact: it's impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You're all, ""Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!"""
"Damn girl, did it hurt? ""What, when I fell from Heaven?"" ""Yeah, cause your face is really fucked up."""
"Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago."
"*On my Deathbed* Me: Tell Tac.. *cough* Wife: What sweetie? Tell who what?! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off.."