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Joke of the Day
"Female perfect set of legs!!! Feet on one end...pussy on the other!"
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"So is Walmart a verb now? As in, ""I'm out of clean underwear, so I'm going to have to Walmart it today."""
"What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!"
"Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan."
"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."
"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."
"The butcher is introducing his wife to some friends... so he says ""Meet Patty!"""
"Wow your rib cage and hip bones look stunning !!! Said No Man Ever"
"A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off."