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Joke of the Day
"I told my dog to sit . . . . . . but he half-assed it."
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"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."
"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."
"Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?"
"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"
"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"
"If you're attacked by clowns... Go for the juggler."
"You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream."
"I farted in church today..... I farted in church today and four people spun around in their seats and looked at me. I felt like I was on the Voice!"