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Joke of the Day

"What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? A selfie stick"

"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."

"Strawberry is a terrible name. ""Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw,"" you'd think. But you'd be wrong"

"I used to work at a trampoline factory It had its ups and downs"

"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."

"What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers"

"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"

"Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting. He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome."

"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."

"The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems"