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Joke of the Day

"Be careful when online dating, if someone describes themselves as outdoorsy, they might just be homeless."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"

"What is Darth Vader's least favorite band? Faith No More"

"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."

"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."

"Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes."

"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"

"[cop taps on my fogged up car window on make-out hill] ME: *alone holding a huge steamy bucket of fried chicken* what's the problem officer"

"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"