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Joke of the Day

"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"

"If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved."

"The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic."

"Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick? (NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week"

"What is the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"

"My brother was born backwards... His nose runs and his feet smell."

"YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN."

"Can't live without your coffee? Tweet about it!"

"I've been cutting corners my whole life... But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well."