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Joke of the Day
"Jesus didn't know how to close a door. He was born in a barn."
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"bucket: a dirty limerick A horny young Scout, with a bucket, Caught a goose and proceeded to fuck it Far too roughly (it died), Took it home, had it fried, Cause he thought it'd wasteful to chuck it."
"Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days? He forgot the safe word."
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"
"The moral of World War 2 Two wrong don't make a right, but three Reichs make a left"
"Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day"
"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"
"""Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."""
"Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :("
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new Black."