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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking? Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time."

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"A golfer to his caddy: 'How would you have played that last shot, caddy?' 'Under an assumed name.'"
"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"
"You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles.... But at least they drive slowly past schools"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."
"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""
"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food? Meesa Soup"