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Joke of the Day

"In Ancient Days, Newscasters Kept You Updated On The Latest News Happening Flat The World."

"Are you an arson and a musician? WOOOOOOOAAHHHHHooOOO, YOUR SAX IS ON FIRE!"

"Im not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB"

"The phrase ""don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."

"Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's.... Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school."

"I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed? Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback."

"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."

"Women are like condoms They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."

"Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese."