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Joke of the Day
"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day"
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"why thank you, sir! I was totally unaware of my big titties. How kind of you to risk your safety by yelling it out of the car window."
"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."
"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""
"Garcinia Cambogia."
"Only people who've walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist."
"Mehh ~Goat, sighing.."
"What do Hitler and Boston have in common? Neither can finish a race."
"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."
"When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!"