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Joke of the Day
"Why are pedophiles terrible Blackjack players? They don't hit on anything over 14."
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"I used to have an addiction to dirt But I've now been clean for over a year"
"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
"What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like? *clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*"
"Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are."
"What is the name of a taxi service for bears? Ubear."
"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"
"The Quran is like weed You burn it and you get stoned"
"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In littles Nazis."