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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo... ..... and there's only one animal. It's a dog. A shih tzu."
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"I grew up for this?"
"I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8"", bare surface, and minimal crust."
"What tick likes to run? Politicks"
"Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time."
"I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry."
"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say ""Get out of me you piece of shit!"" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?"
"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."