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Joke of the Day

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... Me: yes, if I thought you were right, we"

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies!"

"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."

"Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap."

"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"

"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more... ...than realizing that today is Tuesday."

"If I got a dollar everytime someone called me a racist Black people would rob me"

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."