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Joke of the Day

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... Me: yes, if I thought you were right, we"

"Nothing says ""I'm single"" like a string cheese wrapper in the bathroom trash can."

"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"

"Only 9 more days til Xmas! Can't wait to see the look on my child's face when he wakes up and realizes daddy spent too much time on Twitter."

"What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside? An un-in."

"What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder."

"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."

"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"Hi everyone, are you all alright? No, you are all al-left."

"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""