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Joke of the Day
"My husbands signature move is running to town ""real quick"" and coming home 5 hours later."
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"After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself."
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"Whatever happens tomorrow... ...Thanks Obama."
"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"
"What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !"
"My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons ""speech impediment"" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work"
"I put a thousand pounds on a horse. The fucking thing collapsed."
"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."
"Me: Did you have a shirt on when you said it? Wife: I was naked, just out of the shower. Me: And you expected me to remember what you said?"