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Joke of the Day
"What is the official fruit of gays in Texas? Canteloupe"
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"If you don't react when the Dr. hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then."
"Your Mom is so fat... That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad."
"I wish this cop would stop riding my ass, it makes me paranoid. I also wish he'd turn his sirens off and stop trying to shoot out my tires."
"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."
"If a lobsters come in on lobster boats, and clams come in on clam boats, what do crabs come in on? The captain's dinghy."
"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."
"What's Hitler's favorite aquatic animal? A dolphin"
"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."