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Joke of the Day
"Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit"
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"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."
"YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I DO WAN'T TO MEET HOT SINGLES IN MY AREA"
"An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar"
"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"
"NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin! DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one"
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese."
"Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date."
"I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron... But I never bothered to figure out why."