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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!"

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"

"Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I have walrus-like reflexes! Basically I roll around my apartment and slap my belly when I want food"

"Lucy in the Sky with Some Splainin' to Do."

"If there was ever a great name for a male only massage parlor it would be: The Massaganist."

"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"

"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."